98% Boy 2% Milk

A Sketch Show about growing up, becoming an adult, getting stronger, and, okay, maybe a little bit about milk, like 2% about milk.

98% Boy 2% Milk looks at milk like you’ve never seen it before. Following Percival, the first person to ever milk a cow, we explore what it means to find your place in the world and occasionally ask the question: “What did you just give me drink?”

From losing your vape at your girlfriends parents house, to your dads sage advice on how not to cry, to watching a cow get murdered in front of you because you asked for raw milk, 98% Boy 2% Milk is guaranteed to make you wonder why we drink that thing.

Performance History:

• 98% Boy 2% Milk premieres in a three week run at Second City’s Skybox Theater in Chicago. (April 2025)

• The Show will be making it’s Off-Broadway Debut this September at Emerging Artist Theatre as part of their Spark Theatre Festival!!!!