98% Boy 2% Milk
A Sketch Show About Milk
Milk Like You’ve Never Seen It Before
98% Boy 2% Milk
Performance History:
◆Three Week Run at The Second City’s
Skybox Lounge (Chicago, April 2025)
◆Off-Broadway Debut at Emerging Artists
Theatre’s Spark Theatre Fest (NYC,
September 2025)
Cast:
Jake Griffith
Hannah Eisendrath
Elissa Bartkowski
Cameron Cai
Paige Kim-Mesina
Andrew Shipman
Izzy Valdes
Directed by:
Jake Griffith
Hannah Eisendrath
Description:
A sketch show about growing up, becoming an
adult, getting stronger, and, okay, maybe a little bit
about milk, like 2% about milk.
98% Boy 2% milk looks at milk like you’ve never
seen it before. Following Percival, the first person to
ever milk a cow, we explore what it means to find
your place in the world and occasionally ask the
question: “What did you just give me to drink?”
From losing your vape at your girlfriends parents
house, to your dads sage advice on how not to cry, to
watching a cow get murdered in front of you becuase
you asked for raw milk, 98% Boy 2% Mlik is
guaranteed to make you wonder why we drink that
thing.
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